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December 05

Beyond utopia

Did you know that the citizens of a developed nation clean their house with a vacuum cleaner not more than 1'ce a week? Yet, the house sparkles. Those blokes are all working class people. They cannot afford to clean their house every week.

 

In India, you place a newly purchased show piece in your house and within just 2 days the amount of dust which accumulates over it makes it look like trash. This discourages me to entertain any showpiece into my house. Despite the daily chores performed by our maids, the house does not sparkle. This might sound like an introduction of a tele marketing domestic use cleaning product. But no, I’m serious.

 

I reckon of the following to the think-tanks of our country:

>          Seal the residential waysides. Either seal them with concrete slabs of pavements or with verdant sprawls. That latter suggestion sounds soothing, albeit not economical. We are a developing nation. The government does not fix potholes, so sealing the waysides is out of the question. This should be a social proactive step.

 

>           Carbon from antiquated HMVs hurl not only a kilo of dust on your million $ face but also fling a ton of debris and dust as they run over the waysides and potholes which are temporarily sealed with mud, and seldom with asphalt. Therefore, I suggest that we set a new canon wherein one either has to do away with their legacy HMVs or tweak it to the set standard of the Swedish Volvos.

 

>          Encourage usage of vacuum cleaner type appliances. Traditional Indian Duster or “Jhadoo” transfers dust from one place to other. So does “pichee”. The only problem is consumption of electricity and the noise thus generated.

 

>          Trees, trees, trees more trees. I reminisce my schooling science text books affirming that trees control soil erosion. The less you cover soil with grass, more untamed dusty breeze is let out. 

 

>          The government could probably deploy some mechanisms which act as a stimulant for people to be proactive. Say, rebate in property tax is offered to those who have a 1:5 ratio of green + no surfaced soil under their property premises. The same should be applicable to huge commercial establishments.

 

>          Reduce road tax and induce emission tax. The proportion of a carbon emission will decide the amount of tax a transport company pays. This might encourage influx of hybrid vehicles and more eco friendly vehicles.

 

I should stop, I just realized I am trying to picture a dangerous dream.

 

November 12

Am I ready for THE DOG-EAT-DOG showdown?

With exactly 7 days left for CAT, I reckon if I would get what I;ve been working for. Been 4 months  now.
With no base of Math whatsoever, I had to start off from scratch 8,9,10 math.

I was never a bibliophile. English would be far from a cake walk to me. I seldom would read newspaper! 4 months passed, today I've tried not missing a single tabloid. Read 3 short stories but that is mere scanty. As I need to pull my socks up on phrasal verbs and idioms, vocabulary... which constitute for high retention of comprehending text.

After all this, I ask my self was 4 month enough for a person like me to cover what a potential 90%ile would cover in a span of 5 years minimum (I mean a omniscient being who's read all of Sydney Sheldon, John Grisham, Jeffery Archer??, cuz this feat cannot be achieved in a matter of 4 months)

Yet I do not suppose this to be difficult. The only thing I would wish now is 2 more months. I would be thoroughly confident of any conftation.

But sadly I just have 7 days. Let's see how it all goes.. I think I can HIT it hard... Let's be positive. I WILL....

Chew gum to concentrate

Chew gum to concentrate
Let's try this for a week and see how it works on me. The problem is one does not find failry standard gum balls in India. All of em are substandard.
November 10

Talking about India must maintain edge in outsourcing: Fernandes


Story: India must maintain edge in outsourcing: Fernandes
New Delhi: Minister of State for Labour Oscar Fernandes has said that India will lose its share in the outsourcing pie to China or other countries if it cannot sustain its biggest advantage of co..

Picture this: The Karnatak govt. and few other state govt's set up ample number of high grade engineering colleges. When I say ample I mean just too much. If that happens not only will we have more ITES grads, but thier abundance will create a competetive ground amongst them. This will help us retain our internationl standard of skill. At the same time when there are too many of them in the market, IT grads will no longer earn blue chip salaries. They will remain to be affordable to the prospective firms abroad.

I hope the govt. is listening!


Talking about Mysterious attacker hounds Mumbai women

Refer link:http://content.msn.co.in/News/National/NationalNDTV_091106_1131.htm for story.

I guess this is not the first time any such incidence is being promulgated. I remember watching a simliar stuff on tv where a guy attacked few girls with shaving blades...

But what raises brows is that the cops are not getting any lead over this. :(

FIEND

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Fiend!!!!

Rhinotillexomania

Finally! I got the word I was looking for. For the past few days it seems I cannot refrain myself nose-picking. While many may find it gross, to me it comes as a relief and as a pleasurable activity.

This is what I found on wiki:

“Nose-picking may carry a number of medical risks, including causing nasal infections and nosebleeds. Most authorities recommend using a tissue.
However, at least one well-known doctor sees nose-picking and mucophagy as beneficial. He states that not only is the finger capable of reaching parts of the nose that a handkerchief or tissue is unable to, thus keeping the nose cleaner, but that eating the bacteria-rich dried mucus offers a boost to the immune system, and is analogous to immunization.”

 

So, I can’t help it, can I? I do it and I admit it J. As Kurt Cobain plagiarised and edited an anecdote - “It’s better to be hated for what your are, than to be loved for what your not”

 

Yeah, the freak plagiarized it and got the credit for constructing a good anecdote.

 

Now u ask me, "So who was the original dude? and what might be the unedited version you are talking about Dhruvin?”

Herman Melville (1819-1891) is the great soul.

And the original version was “It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.”

[Proof link: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/archive.htm?d=10/30/2006, just incase you don’t wanna believe me :P]

 

So getting back to my newly discovered habit, I hope I do away with it soon. Else I’d find my self in trouble.

 
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